Wait Honey, I Gotta Get My Stripper Pants

Wow, how’s that right after I tell you I’m adopting……500 Mother’s across the land who now look me up as a potential adoptive Mother just crossed me off their lists.

It’s not what you think…really. I Twitted about this a few weeks ago but I’m still chuckling about it. I was at a local resaurant for lunch and overheard a woman…let’s just say she hadn’t showered in weeks, looked like she was a few days behind in her next fix and walked around with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth, oh and she was with a guy who looked the same…”Wait Honey, I gots to go get my stripper pants”.

‘nuf said